I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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