talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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