what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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