Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Ladies don't puke and tell
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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