so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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