You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
