Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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