Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
