shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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