Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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