My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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