I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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