i think my mom watched the whole time
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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