I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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