hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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