make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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