your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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