called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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