she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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