the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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