I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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