I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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