Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck