there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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