Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .