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I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

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(213): I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg. http://tfl.nu/mbc8

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I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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(517): I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up http://tfl.nu/4pw3

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when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high

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(405): when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high http://tfl.nu/6j5i

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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.

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(360): The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade. http://tfl.nu/rkoj

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Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad

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(813): Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad http://tfl.nu/80vf

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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(973): So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family http://tfl.nu/6om1

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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore

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(502): I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore http://tfl.nu/n25p

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(937): View more from Ohio

you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters

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(937): you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters http://tfl.nu/ru5h

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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am

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(719): Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am http://tfl.nu/os55

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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?

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(415): Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me? http://tfl.nu/ppme

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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night

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(630): I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night http://tfl.nu/4uc3

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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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(478): We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties. http://tfl.nu/dlxy

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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.

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(847): I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic. http://tfl.nu/aejw

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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake

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(630): Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake http://tfl.nu/dh07

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!

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(780): YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!! http://tfl.nu/6lp0

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