when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie