There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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