Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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