Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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