I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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