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(619): View more from California

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight

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(818): View more from California

That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff

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(541): View more from Oregon

we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory

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(347): View more from New York

drinking out of a sandbucket again

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(716): View more from New York

found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.

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(850): View more from Florida

Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

It's still 8am.

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.

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