I skipped work to stalk him.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.