I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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