whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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