Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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