No subtext here. People are naked.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
