she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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