I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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