your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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