She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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