Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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