i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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