Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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