Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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