Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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