if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He shit in the fireplace
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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