we have officially lost it.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh