Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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