i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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