it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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