she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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