The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i think i have herpe
just one?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
