My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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