There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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