I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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