you guys were way drunker than both of me
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and she was petting her beer can
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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