this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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