Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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