I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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