I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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