why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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