But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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