I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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